(1) A man pulls his car
up to the curb, gets out walks into a building and gets a bucket of water.
He walks to the curb and dumps the water out on the sidewalk. Why?
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(2) True story that happened
in Portland. A man enters a horse race but he has the slowest horse.
He wins the race anyway. How?
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(3) True: A man saves
the money to buy his dream car for 5 years. One day he buys it and pays
cash. He drives home and calls to get insurance but the place is closed
so he decides to get it the next morning. In the night he hears a crash
and the car is destroyed but he is not upset he is actually overjoyed.
Why?
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(4) A collage professor
hands a female student a human Femur and asks how many she has. The
girl says 5 but the professor says "No you have 2." But the girl is
right. Why?
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(5) There is this guy who
works for a big company but always shows up late and never does his
work. Instead of firing him they gave him a huge promotion and put
his picture in the paper. Why?
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(6)A man is golfing and
he hits his ball over a bluff. He walks over the bluff and finds a
ball exactly like his same color, same number, same everything but he know
it is not his. How did he know?
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(7)A magician put a solid
metal ball on a table and put his hat over it at the start of his show.
At the end of his show he lifted up the hat and the ball was gone.
How did it disappear?
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